Tuesday, January 25, 2011

wasim bhai !! pani lao

Ek din ek larki dukan se parrot kharidne gayi....
Usne dukandar se kaha, Wasim bhai ek tota chahiye....
Dukandar ne use ek tota dikhaya...
Larki ne pucha is tote ki khas bat kya hai Wasim bhai...
Dukan dar bola ye tota bolta hai
Lady ne kaha acha..
Usne tote se pucha main tumhain kesi lagti hun ?
tote ne kaha:Bahen ki laudi randi lagti hai
Larki ne kaha Wasim bhai ye to bahut badtameez tota hai, gali deta hai.
Wasim bhai tote ko ander le gaya aur pani mein dubaya aur pucha...
Gali dega....?
Tota: Haan dunga
Wasim ne tote ko phir dubaya aur pucha .gali dega ?
Tota bola... haan dunga.....
Wasim ne phir pani me dubaya aur kaha .gali dega..
Is bar tota maan gaya aur kaha nahi ab gali nahi dunga
wasim bhai use bahar le gaya aur larki se kaha behen ji ye ab gali nahi dega..
Tab larki ne tote se dubara pucha ...
Agar mere ghar par mere sath ek aadmi aye to tum kya sochoge?
Tote ne kaha..wo tumhara shohar hoga..
Larki..agar do aadmi aye to kya socho ge ?
Tota. Tumhara shohar aur devar,
Larki. Agar tin aadmi ?
Tota. Tumhara shohar ,devar, aur shoahr ka dost
Larki ...agar chaar aadmi aye to?
Tota cheekh kar bola ..
Wasim bhai pani lao...
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha

"behen ki laudi randi hai".

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